GREETINGS, EARTHMEN !

[Note:

1. Martians have still not been given read access – it’s still the World Wide Web.
2. Not mentioning EARTHGIRLS, they are easy, right! ]

We are a family of rational, normal, robust, mean creatures with a variable disposition and random nature (all this being said with 95 % confidence). Apart from the usual parameters of interest – statistics, mathematics, and electives – we also love tossing coins and rolling dice. In fact, it is EXPECTED of us!

This magazine is designed to maximize your information about ISI, Calcutta. We don’t claim it to be sufficient to draw inferences about our population, but we hope to make it complete some day.

We have tried our best to minimize the sum of squares due to error. However, if you are not satisfied with the data, feel free to contact below. No constraints whatsoever!

So enjoy your trip, and do visit us again – with probability 1!

The student community, ISICAL.